Recently a couple of entrepreneurs in the lawyer advertising field expressed their intentions to give twenty-four hour legal services.
One of our “Gotta Get Guys” (Not Jerry) invited the injured to call him at any time during the twenty-four hours of the day as they were always on call to make certain that “Justice never sleeps. Anyone needing a lawyer who didn’t come at regular office hours can always get a response.”
Whether the phone would be answered by a recorded message, answering service, or a foreign voice from the Far East was not made clear but assurances were made that they were there twenty four hours a day with a forty eight hour guarantee.. (He didn’t mention whether there would be an exclusion for Sunday or Wednesday night church services.) May I suggest that you specifically ask for the Late Night Litigator and that you will not talk to anyone else. Since they are up late worrying about your potential case, I’m certain that they won’t feel bothered.
If you are up after midnight you can also engage in a conversation with one of the Chattanooga areas bankruptcy specialists as he lounges on his couch in the den waiting anxiously for your call. If you are not a night owl look for his forty-eight hour guarantee to get you out of debt on the back of a roving Carta bus traveling on the highways and byways of the Scenic (Gig) City, formerly known as the Dynamo of Dixie (Can I still say that?).
I encourage you to buy local products and hire local, reputable attorneys!
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