Best of the Less
It’s that time of the year again! The winners in the Chattanooga Times Free Press “Best of the Best” can openly declare and publicize their superiority through all sources of the news media. They can also display their accomplishments by purchasing more ads which include that they are the Best” in their field whether it is making pizza, cleaning out septic tanks or any of the rest of the nearly sixty categories that help the public make their decision as to where they will eat, pump, or purchase.
Having conducted a full and thorough investigation into the objective methods used to select the winners the Silly Blog confirms that the accuracy of the Gallup, Fox News and CNN polls pale in comparison to the scientific techniques used to educate the readers subscribing to the local newspapers. Detailed interviews with former unidentified employees of the paper have assured me that there is unequivocally no truth in the unfounded claim that the main purpose of the annual Tennessee and Georgia polls is to pump up the sagging list of subscribers but is to continue to honor the original tradition of “giving the news impartially without fear or favor.”
In the field of football there was a prognosticator by the fictitious name of Leonard Post Toasties who predicted who would be the loser of several Saturday football games rather than the winners.
The Silly Blog would like to express its sincere condolences to the Leonard’s Losers in the legal field in many areas such as high rated reputable attorneys with the firms of Spears, Moore, Rebman & Williams, Chambliss Bahner, Baker Donelson, Miller & Martin, etc. who unfortunately have been outranked by the billboard boys from Birmingham, the tractor-trailer walkers, the pizza peddlers, and the gotta guy and others.
The old law firms have the financial resources to compete with the above described self-promoters and in the interest of Justice should join the fray if they ever want to be the Best of the Best!
I encourage you to buy local products and hire local, reputable attorneys!
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